Stephen Harper, “Aha! Third One Today!”


With apologies to David Steinberg, but hopefully with the blessings of our beloved ex-pat.

Stephen Harper went out onto the Prairies chasing after a sheep.

(Hey, Harper was a prophet, not a pervert!)

He discovered a burning bush that would not consume itself,

“Take off the shoes from off of your feet,” Duffy said in his redundant way. “For the land you are standing on his Holy Land.”

Stephen Harper took off the shoes from off of his feet, and burned his feet.

Duffy said, “Ah ha, third one today!”

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