Look ma: I’m getting a new face!


My daughter announced recently that she’s getting married.
I. Was. Mortified.
You see I don’t like my face.
Don’t like it at all.
Don’t want to see it in wedding photos for the next thirty years.
It’s all red and blotchy. My eyes sag.
I have those lines around my mouth that make me look like Howdy Doody.
So I’ve decided to do something about it.
I’m getting a new face.
Doing the Full Monty. Not like Liza Minnelli. More like Sally Field.
Want to find out more?
Check out my new blog. You can find it here.


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