Oprah: Next time, keep your politics to yourself


Oprah Winfrey is undoubtedly the richest, most influential woman on the planet.

But she’s not perfect, no way, no how.

She’s too trusting. Remember the James Frey fiasco? Any one?

And the movies she’s personally produced? The ones that flopped at the box office?

The Color Purple: The Broadway Musical?

Then there was the whole girls’ school in South Africa nightmare, with the headmaster who abused the girls while Oprah was having her hair relaxed.

And, of course, there’s the Oprah Winfrey Network, the multimillion dollar embodiment of O Culture that nobody’s watching — nobody.

I think the biggest Oprah blooper was getting Barack Obama elected.

People are starting to hate Barack Obama. He doesn’t play well with others. He nearly tanked the entire U.S. economy because of his personal hubris.

The American people are just now realizing that maybe John McCain might have made a better president.

And he’s a million years old and confused.

Even Donald Trump wouldn’t have risked destroying the American economy — and tanking the world’s money markets in the process. The Donald would have nuked his opposition.

Do you know what I don’t like about Barack Obama?

Nothing seems to phase the guy.

Even when the house of cards is coming down on his head, he doesn’t sweat. His pulse stays exactly the same.

Now Americans are turning on him. A poll yesterday suggests that the majority of Americans think he’s doing a lousy job as president. I mean, who wouldn’t?

It’s all Oprah’s fault.

We trusted her.

She told Americans to vote for B.O. and that’s exactly what they did.

Now the entire nation is smelling like an armpit.

Oprah! Stick to the talk show business.

Next time, keep your politics to yourself.

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2 comments on “Oprah: Next time, keep your politics to yourself”

  1. 10 Aug 2011 at 5:21 pm mark t
    reply

    I love oyur blog…
    M

  2. 29 Nov 2011 at 1:07 pm preskley
    reply

    Oprah is struggling to find viewers, oh my…well doesn’t surprise me. Take a gander at the show they’re working on now that alledgedly portrays a “female fighter paramedic” in Riverside County, California. The fire fighter they chose is a disgrace. She’s known through out department as one of the “worst” paramedics…way to go Oprah. And just love the fake code 3 calls the crew has the chick do for theatrics. Too bad you couldn’t see how she really is off camera. Another phony show that misrepresents fire fighters.


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